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The Witch’s Last Wishes: Why Are They All About Cuddling? | Chapter 29

Burned Through a Building, and You Call This a Fireball Spell?!

Chapter 29 – Burned Through a Building, and You Call This a Fireball Spell?!

 

Lin Xi’s head was thrumming.

 

A Lava Explosion Bear-regardless of what level of Dark Realm Disaster it was, the name alone sounded terrifying.

 

Me? Go after that?

 

What makes her think I can take it down?

 

It’s more likely I’ll be the one getting taken down!

 

Before Lin Xi could even open her mouth to refuse, Shi Yu cut her off:

 

“Perverted Witch, what are you afraid of?!”

 

“A Lava Explosion Bear is only a Level 3 disaster. Meanwhile, you, as a witch, are at least a Level 2 or higher. The advantage is clearly on our side.”

 

“I know, you’re about to say you can’t use your powers yet.”

 

“That’s exactly why you have to go!”

 

“Only in a life-or-death battle will you have the chance to stimulate your memories and trigger an explosion of power!”

 

Lin Xi: “…”

 

This bastard Shi Yu was just spouting baseless nonsense because she wanted Lin Xi to take the risk, wasn’t she?

 

Only an idiot would go.

 

Lin Xi was ready to hang up when Shi Yu’s tone shifted:

 

“If you don’t show up, you’re a deserter!”

 

Shi Yu didn’t even explain the consequences of being a deserter before hanging up the phone.

 

Lin Xi held back a stomach full of curses.

 

So, joining ZERO was basically the same as signing a slave contract?

 

In a fit of rage, Lin Xi… stayed enraged for a moment.

 

She gritted her teeth. Fine, she’d go!

 

It wasn’t like she was fighting alone. Even if Shi Yu was unreliable, there was still Lu Yi. Her Neko teammate definitely wouldn’t screw her over.

 

Besides, hadn’t she just received the Fireball Spell as a reward?

 

It should be enough for self-defense, right?

 

“Xi, who was that on the phone?” Zhao Xinning asked.

 

“It was Miss Shi Yu,” Lin Xi lied, making up an excuse on the spot. “She… she was knocked down while retreating to the shelter and sprained her ankle. I have to go help her.”

 

She tried to let go of Zhao Xinning’s hand, but Zhao Xinning held on tight.

 

“It’s too dangerous! Let me go instead!”

 

“I’m fast!”

 

Zhao Xinning was the ace of the school’s Track and Field Club; she had the right to say that.

 

“No, no, no. Xinning, calm down,” Lin Xi said. “You should head to the shelter first and get ready to meet us there.”

 

“But…”

 

“No buts, Xinning! We’re wasting time!”

 

“Fine! Xi, I’ll be at the entrance to guide you through the shelter’s emergency passage. You have to come back safely!”

 

“Don’t worry. It’s not like I’m entering an amusement park to help Miss Shi Yu. I’ll be fine.”

 

The moment Zhao Xinning let go, Lin Xi turned around and ran against the flow of the crowd.

 

“Yeah, Xi isn’t going into the amusement park. She’ll be fine…”

 

Entering the wreckage of the amusement park, Lin Xi could faintly hear the furious roars of a wild beast.

 

Since she was already here, there was no point in cursing Shi Yu’s ancestors for eighteen generations.

 

“Hey, Shi Yu?!”

 

“I’m at the park! Where are you and Lu Yi?!”

 

“Eh? You actually came?” Shi Yu said, sounding surprised. “You’ve got guts. I thought for sure you’d just run for it.”

 

“Run your ass! If I didn’t come, wouldn’t you just label me a deserter? By the way, what happens to deserters?”

 

“Nothing, really. It’s not like Sister Lin assigned us the task of retrieving the Lava Explosion Bear’s core.”

 

“If it’s not a mission, then I’m not a deserter?”

 

“Nope.”

 

“Shi Yu, you bitch, you played me!” Lin Xi prepared to turn back immediately.

 

“Are you thinking about going back?” Shi Yu asked with a giggle over the phone.

 

“No kidding!”

 

“Hehe, too late.”

 

“Huh? What do you mean?”

 

“Look to your right!”

 

Beep-

 

Shi Yu hung up.

 

Lin Xi held her phone blankly and turned her head to the right.

 

BOOM!-

 

A black motorcycle crashed through the glass doors of the second floor and leaped down.

 

KABOOM!-

 

A violent explosion shattered every glass door and window on the second floor.

 

Flames raged, making the building look like a monster spitting tongues of fire.

“It’s Shi Yu and Lu Yi!”

 

“That massive explosion… it has to be the work of that Bomb Maniac, Lu Yi.”

 

“Which means… the monster is inside the building?”

 

Lin Xi’s eyes widened. On the shattered second-floor windowsill, a massive, burning silhouette stood out, a terrifying sight to behold.

 

“Is that thing a Level 3 Dark Realm Disaster, the Lava Explosion Bear?!”

 

The Lava Explosion Bear was gargantuan, standing as tall as an entire floor. Its body was covered in thick, burning scales, with molten lava flowing through the gaps between them.

 

The intense heat created a high-temperature zone around it. Suddenly, the burning scales on its body shot out like hidden projectiles, hurtling toward the motorcycle speeding away from the building.

 

“Watch your back!” Lin Xi waved her arms and screamed at Shi Yu and the others.

 

It was over. They were going to be turned into a sieve by the Lava Explosion Bear’s attack.

 

However, the tragedy Lin Xi expected didn’t happen.

 

A series of explosions erupted in the area the motorcycle had just passed, the powerful shockwaves blowing the Lava Explosion Bear’s scales away.

 

“Incredible!” Lin Xi gasped. “Lu Yi’s precision-controlled explosions are acting like interceptor missiles, neutralizing every single one of the Lava Explosion Bear’s attacks!”

 

The motorcycle drew closer; the person driving like a maniac was indeed Shi Yu.

 

“Eh?!” Lin Xi cried out. Before she knew it, Lu Yi reached out and scooped her onto the bike.

 

Then, Shi Yu pulled a drift. “We’re turning back to kill it!”

 

Lin Xi: “…”

 

No, please! Stop!

 

Every fiber of her being wanted to refuse.

 

“We already got out! It’s not like this is a mandatory mission, so why go back and fight?!”

 

Shi Yu replied, “Who’s running away? This is a flanking maneuver. I just picked you up along the way.”

 

“Cavalry unit, prepare to charge!”

 

Shi Yu acted like she’d been pumped full of adrenaline. Lin Xi turned to Lu Yi, asking why Shi Yu was so obsessed with killing the Lava Explosion Bear.

 

“It can’t be that she’s trying to play the hero before the people from the Countermeasures Bureau arrive, right?”

 

Lu Yi answered, “Someone on the black market is offering a high price-one million for the Lava Explosion Bear’s core.”

 

“For the money?!” Lin Xi froze for a moment. “Shi Yu, I definitely need a cut of that!”

 

“That depends on whether you’re actually useful,” Shi Yu said. “Bringing you into the fight should stimulate you. Maybe it’ll help you remember how you used to go around killing and burning things?”

 

“Who the hell was killing and burning things?! I was definitely not a criminal!” Lin Xi shouted. “I’ll have you know, I’ve recovered a tiny bit of my memory. I have a vague idea of how to use my power now.”

 

“Oh? See? I told you I could help you recover your strength.”

 

“It’s not thanks to you at all!” Lin Xi had only obtained the Fireball Spell as a reward for getting close with Xia Xun.

 

If she was going to be grateful to anyone, it would be Xia Xun.

 

The speeding bike returned to the vicinity of the building in the blink of an eye.

 

Shi Yu told Lu Yi not to be in such a hurry to throw bombs at the Lava Explosion Bear.

 

“Perverted Witch, it’s your showtime!”

 

Lin Xi looked up at the burning behemoth on the second floor and couldn’t help but doubt herself. Was the Fireball Spell really going to be enough?

 

With a single thought, the skill triggered.

 

Huh?

 

Why… why did nothing happen?!

 

Lin Xi felt a bit awkward. Shi Yu urged her, “Hurry up! I’m not getting any younger here.”

 

“No, it’s just…” Lin Xi scratched her head sheepishly. “I might have miscalculated-“

 

“Look at the sky!” Lu Yi suddenly shouted.

 

A massive fireball hung suspended above the roof of the building.

 

Then, with the speed of a lightning bolt, it plummeted straight down.

 

Following a majestic, thunderous roar, the fireball-which had burned through ten floors-landed on the Lava Explosion Bear, vaporizing the Level 3 disaster on the spot.

 

Shi Yu and Lu Yi were stunned. Lin Xi’s jaw nearly hit the ground as well.

 

She really had miscalculated.

 

It burned through an entire building, and you call this a Fireball Spell?!

 

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The Witch’s Last Wishes: Why Are They All About Cuddling?

The Witch’s Last Wishes: Why Are They All About Cuddling?

魔女小姐的遗愿,怎么都是贴贴
Status: Ongoing Type: Author: Released: 2025 Native Language: Chinese
Zhao Xinning has such long, fair legs; I want to cuddle with her. Miss Shi Yu has such big, watery eyes, and she smells so sweet; I want to cuddle with her. Lu Yi is a Neko[1], the ultimate dream of any Otaku[2]; I want to cuddle with her. Miss Xia Xun is a Magical Girl and the mortal enemy of us witches. That's just too exciting! Magical Girls are the best! I want to cuddle with her more than anything! ... After transmigrating into this parallel world, Lin Lu took over the body of a deceased witch. After browsing through Miss Witch's Last Wish List, Lin Lu was utterly speechless! Was she supposed to be the Blazing Blast Witch or the Cuddle Witch?! Ten last wishes, and every single one of them involved getting intimate with girls?! The kicker was that among these girls, there were Nekos, Vampire Princesses, Dragon Princesses, Snow Girls, Tentacle Monsters... and all sorts of other non-human creatures. She even wanted to cuddle with their dangerous enemies-the Magical Girls?! Most importantly, Lin Lu was forced to carry out Miss Witch's Last Wish List. Otherwise, he would die in twenty-four hours. To cuddle or to die? That is a question worth considering... Footnote: [1] Neko(猫娘): The Japanese word for "cat." In this context, it refers to a "Cat-girl" (Nekomusume)-a character with feline features like ears and a tail. [2]  Otaku(死宅): A term used to describe people with obsessive interests, particularly in anime, manga, and gaming culture.

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