Chapter 124 – Though I Die Nine Times, I Shall Not Regret It

“What a feast-“

Lin Xi couldn’t stop marveling at it.

The table was laden with dishes that looked, smelled, and tasted incredible.

“You really are a professional Maid.”

“Thank you for the compliment!” Thor said. “Let me serve you some rice.”

Lin Xi was about to say there was no need, but Thor had already gone to fill a bowl for her.

Thor returned with the bowl, sat down beside Lin Xi, and asked,

“Would you like me to feed you?”

Lin Xi was speechless.

“Don’t treat me like a three-year-old.”

After thanking her, Lin Xi took the bowl.

Thor’s cooking skills didn’t just win Lin Xi’s approval. Qin Ling also showered her with praise.

As for Lu Yi, that went without saying. She was too busy stuffing food into her mouth to even speak…

After dinner, Thor took care of everything-clearing the table, washing the dishes, and cleaning the room.

Lin Xi stared in amazement. This Dragon Maid deserved a perfect score in housekeeping, no question!

“Cleaning complete,” Thor announced. “Next, it is time to attend to Master in the bath.”

Lin Xi was speechless again.

“No, no, no. I really don’t need that.”

“You do.”

“I don’t!”

“Are you dissatisfied with my service?”

“That’s the problem-I’m too satisfied!” Lin Xi said. “There are some things I really don’t need you to do for me. When you worked as a professional Maid in A City, did you help your other employers bathe too?”

“Of course not! How could I possibly do that?” Thor said. “You’re different from everyone else.”

“With them, it was merely an ordinary employer-employee relationship. But you are my true master!”

“I would even offer up my heart to you!”

Offer up her heart??? Lin Xi genuinely felt that Thor was taking this far too seriously…

“Thor, you’ve already done an amazing job.”

“I’ve never had anyone take such thoughtful and meticulous care of me before.”

“So, thank you.”

“Boohoo-” Thor instantly teared up. “You truly are the Sun Goddess! True greatness needs no explanation! Loyal! Orange!”

Lin Xi stared at her in confusion.

“Wait, what? Where did you learn this bizarre meme nonsense?”

“Your fan group,” Thor said. “The passphrase for joining is ‘Loyal Orange.'”

Lin Xi fell silent.

“Thor, my one and only requirement is that you don’t become a walking meme.”

“You need to stay normal, like Qin Ling and Lu Yi.”

Qin Ling said, “Lin Xi, I’m in your fan group too.”

Lu Yi added, “Same here.”

“Huh?!” Lin Xi exclaimed. “Why are you two in my fan group?”

“Qin Ling, you don’t even go to our school!”

Lu Yi replied, “Shi Yu told me to join. She said I could find plenty of entertainment in there.”

Lin Xi gritted her teeth. “That damn Shi Yu…”

Qin Ling replied, “I joined for the entertainment too.”

Lin Xi sighed. “I’m tired. Just destroy this whole meme-riddled world already…”

She wore the serene, enlightened expression of one who believed, “Everyone is drunk while I alone am sober; all the world is sullied while I alone remain pure.”

“I’m going to take a shower.” Lin Xi stood up. “The three of you should head home before it gets late.”

None of them moved an inch.

Lin Xi immediately realized what was going on.

“Don’t tell me… Are you all planning to sleep over at my place?!”

“Of course I must spend the night at my master’s home,” Thor said, covering her cheeks bashfully. “After all, I have to attend to my master in bed.”

Lu Yi said, “I asked Shi Yu about it. She said I’d sleep much better beside you, so I have to experience it for myself.”

Aside from delicious food, the other thing Lu Yi constantly pursued was high-quality sleep.

“I-I mean, I’m not staying because I want to sleep over or anything,” Qin Ling stammered. “I have to stay and supervise you, to make sure you don’t do anything with those two that wouldn’t make it past the censors!”

Lin Xi: “…”

“What kind of ridiculous excuses are all of you coming up with?!”

“Thor, I don’t need anyone waiting on me while I sleep!”

“Lu Yi, don’t treat me like a Sleeping Pill! Besides, haven’t you always slept perfectly well?!”

“And you, Qin Ling-you want to keep an eye on me? Are you planning to stay awake all night? If you fall asleep, aren’t you afraid I’ll make a move on all three of you?”

“What?!” Qin Ling frowned. “So you’ve finally revealed what you really want deep down?”

Lin Xi said, “I didn’t. I’m not. Stop making things up.”

But nothing she said could dissuade them.

Thor had made up her mind to attend to Lin Xi as she slept.

If Lin Xi refused, it would be the ultimate rejection of her as a Maid.

“A Maid rejected by her master has no value in living. Nobody try to stop me! I’m going to bash my head against a block of tofu and die!”

Lu Yi was equally determined to test the effectiveness of this particular brand of Lin Xi Sleeping Pill.

Since those two were set on staying the night, Qin Ling firmly insisted on staying as well. To keep an eye on Lin Xi, she claimed she could go the entire night without sleeping.

Unable to talk any of them out of it, Lin Xi had no choice but to give up.

Fine. She would lie back and embrace the chaos. Whatever happened, happened…

…

Once she was actually lying in bed, Lin Xi couldn’t help reflecting on her life.

Starting with Shi Yu, the girls she’d slept with-wait, no. She couldn’t describe it as “slept with.” They had only innocently slept together.

The girls with whom she’d innocently shared a bed and passed the night without incident were:

Shi Yu, Zhao Xinning, Xia Xun, Yang Shanshan, and now Thor, Qin Ling, and Lu Yi.

That made seven!

Collect all seven Dragon Balls, and you could summon Shenron1!

I was reincarnated in a parallel world as the Blazing Blast Witch, only to inexplicably “sleep with” seven beautiful girls?!

How did an ordinary nobody like me end up living such a wonderful, harem-like life?!

Lin Xi couldn’t help wondering-could it be that I was the heartless player all along???

No, no, no.

I’m no player.

When she thought about it carefully, she had never asked any of them to sleep with her.

Even when they did share a bed, she had never done anything to them.

Therefore… Lin Xi was certain that she wasn’t a scumbag.

Not only was she no scumbag, she was a paragon of virtue!

Sure enough, I’m not Haki Xi. I’m Saint Love Xi, the Sun Goddess. I’m…

“Master~” Thor snuggled closer.

The instant Thor pressed against her from the left, Lin Xi’s wildly wandering thoughts vanished.

A second “critical hit” immediately followed as Lu Yi, lying on her right, snuggled closer as well.

“Sleeping Pill, time to take my dose~”

Qin Ling was on the very outside and couldn’t press against Lin Xi, so she reached over and took Lin Xi’s hand.

She insisted that this was only to keep Lin Xi restrained so she couldn’t try anything funny-not because she wanted to hold hands with her.

Lin Xi: “…”

Cuddling with three beast-eared girl beauties???

Even heaven itself couldn’t be better than this… Even if I died nine times tonight, I would have no regrets!!!

The only problem was that the bed was a little cramped.

When the Cuddle Witch bought this bed, she surely never imagined that one day it would have to bear the weight of four people.

Thor, Lu Yi, and Qin Ling soon fell asleep.

Lin Xi, on the other hand, remained wide awake.

How could anyone possibly fall asleep right away while cuddling with three beast-eared girl companions?

“They fell asleep so quickly. Could it be that I really do work like a Sleeping Pill???”

“Oh, right.”

“All three of them are cuddle targets on the Cuddle Witch’s Last Wish List.”

“If I cuddle all three at once for the whole night, won’t my ‘gains’ skyrocket by tomorrow morning?!”

Footnote:

• Shenron(神龙): The wish-granting dragon summoned after collecting all seven Dragon Balls in Dragon Ball.