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The Witch’s Last Wishes: Why Are They All About Cuddling? | Chapter 4

The Pervert Wants to Live in My House

Chapter 4 – The Pervert Wants to Live in My House

 

Was she going to be dominated by this little devil for the rest of her life?!

 

Anything but that! Please!

 

Lin Xi slumped to the floor like a deflated balloon.

 

“Um… Miss Shi Yu, you’re so young. Don’t go down a path of crime!”

 

“I’m the criminal? As a witch, you’re the biggest criminal in Z City!” Shi Yu urged Lin Xi to hurry up and do as she was told.

 

“Stop wasting time. This is only the first step in squeezing every bit of value out of you!”

 

“Huh?!” Lin Xi felt like her world was ending.

 

Should she just fight her for real? 

 

Shi Yu seemed to see right through Lin Xi’s desperate thoughts of mutual destruction. She said, “Don’t worry, I won’t make you do anything too extreme. Pushing you too far wouldn’t benefit me either.”

 

“Don’t you think what’s happening right now is already extreme?” Lin Xi asked.

 

“What’s so extreme about being a model? I’m not a realist painter; your actual body and face won’t appear in my work.” Shi Yu issued her final command. “Hurry up.”

 

Lin Xi hesitantly undid the first button of her blouse.

 

Shi Yu suddenly walked over and handed her a tissue.

 

“What’s the tissue for?” Lin Xi asked.

 

Shi Yu replied, “To make sure you, the Perverted Witch, don’t have another nosebleed with nothing to wipe it with.”

 

“Who are you calling a pervert? I had a nosebleed because I’ve been stressed lately!”

 

By the time she had removed her top and skirt, Lin Xi’s face was beet red.

 

Shi Yu looked Lin Xi up and down. “Hmm, not a bad figure. Good reference material.”

 

Lin Xi protested vehemently, “Stop looking at me with those lewd eyes!”

 

“Lewd? What nonsense are you talking about?” Shi Yu countered. “The one looking at you is a perfectly respectable doujinshi artist!”

 

A doujinshi artist? How is that ‘perfectly respectable’?! Lin Xi was too exhausted to even argue. “Just hurry up and draw!”

 

Shi Yu pointed her stylus at the only remaining clothing on Lin Xi’s body.

 

“Take it all off.”

 

Lin Xi: “…”

 

“Miss Shi Yu, I think we should just die together.”

 

“You’ve pushed me to my limit. Don’t think I’m a pushover you can just trample on!”

 

Seeing Lin Xi’s resolute attitude, Shi Yu had no choice but to take a step back.

 

“Fine, keep them on. I can visualize it anyway.”

 

Lin Xi was speechless.

 

Shi Yu wasn’t just a pervert; she was a pervert with high professional standards!

 

“Don’t you feel embarrassed at all?”

 

Lin Xi was dying of shame, yet Shi Yu remained perfectly calm and composed. “What’s there to be embarrassed about? It’s not like this is my first day drawing this stuff. I’ve seen it all before.”

 

“Old pervert…” Lin Xi muttered under her breath.

 

“What did you say?” Shi Yu shot her a sharp look.

 

Lin Xi shook her head. “I didn’t say anything.”

 

Shi Yu entered her work zone, clutching her tablet and waving her stylus incessantly.

 

During the process, Lin Xi was forced to strike various poses according to Shi Yu’s demands.

 

After about half an hour, a loud stomach growl broke the silence of the room.

 

“Hungry?” Shi Yu put down her stylus. “I’ll allow you to order takeout. Order a portion for me while you’re at it.”

 

Lin Xi was indeed hungry. After all, she had only eaten a bowl of spicy noodles this morning.

 

“What do you want to eat?” she asked Shi Yu.

 

“Same as you,” Shi Yu said.

 

Lin Xi ordered two servings of braised pork trotter rice. “Ordered. Transfer me twenty yuan.”

 

“I don’t have any money.” Shi Yu shrugged.

 

“What?!” Lin Xi fumed. “You’re trying to freeload off me?!”

 

Shi Yu looked Lin Xi straight in the eye. “Who said I’m freeloading? I’ll just owe it to you. Besides, even if I did plan to freeload, what are you going to do about it?”

 

“I…” The victim, Lin Xi, could only swallow her bitterness.

Having her true identity discovered by this little devil, Lin Xi could only chalk it up to bad luck.

 

Shi Yu spoke up again, “I spent the last of my money booking this room. I’ll have more once I finish this commission.”

 

Lin Xi was stunned. “Doesn’t anyone in your family look after you? It’s impossible that they wouldn’t give you living expenses, right?”

 

“Perverted Witch, stop prying into my business!” Shi Yu snapped suddenly.

 

Lin Xi could roughly guess that something had happened with her family. Shi Yu had mentioned before that she needed money, that she was desperate for it…

 

But Lin Xi didn’t have the time to sympathize with this twisted artist who was currently oppressing her. She was more worried about what else Shi Yu was going to make her do.

 

A short while later, the takeout arrived.

 

After Lin Xi brought the food up, the two of them sat down for lunch. Shi Yu picked out every single piece of cilantro and dumped it into Lin Xi’s bowl. When Lin Xi tried to put it back, Shi Yu glared at her and said coldly, “You wouldn’t dare.”

 

Lin Xi had no choice but to eat it herself. “If you don’t eat cilantro, why didn’t you say so when I was ordering?”

 

Shi Yu countered, “You didn’t tell me there was cilantro in it. How was I supposed to know?”

 

“So, what, I’m supposed to report every single garnish to you when I order? Who do you think you are, some high-born young lady?”

 

“Heh, Perverted Witch, keep mocking me and see what happens.”

 

And so, the two of them bickered through their “pleasant” lunch break.

 

Once lunch was over, work resumed.

 

Lin Xi grumbled as she stripped off her clothes. “I bought you lunch, at least, and yet you still treat me like this.”

 

Shi Yu told her to shut up and hurry into position; they were short on time. “We have to check out by two o’clock, and there’s no way I’ll finish by then. So, after school this afternoon, we’re continuing at your place.”

 

“What did you say?” Lin Xi was shocked. “My house?!”

 

“Yeah. I won’t have a cent to my name until this commission is done,” Shi Yu said matter-of-factly. “For the time being, I’ll have to rely on you.”

 

“So you’re saying you plan to eat my food, drink my water, and live in my house?!”

 

“Not bad, Perverted Witch. Your comprehension skills have finally reached the level of a normal human.”

 

“No way!” Lin Xi refused flatly. “Why should I?!”

 

“Because I am your master,” Shi Yu said without hesitation, “and you are my slave.”

 

Lin Xi’s face flushed. “You’re shameless!”

 

“Perverted Witch, remember your place. You can refuse, of course, but guess what? If I’m on the verge of freezing or starving to death, do you think I might just report you and collect that nice reward money?” Shi Yu’s threat was blatant.

 

Lin Xi gritted her teeth and accepted her fate.

 

Shi Yu was like a parasite. Lin Xi had no way to deal with her for now and could only let the girl latch onto her.

 

When they returned to school that afternoon and walked into the classroom, Shi Yu completely transformed back into her model student persona.

 

Sitting in the corner, Lin Xi cursed inwardly. This little devil was certainly a good actress.

 

At the same time, she received a message from Zhao Xinning. Xinning was checking in to see if the teacher had given her a hard time.

 

Being called to the office had just been an excuse Lin Xi made up.

 

“Xinning still messaged me to check in… She really is an angel.”

 

Lin Xi felt a warmth in her heart. Especially after enduring Shi Yu’s torment, Zhao Xinning’s concern was even more touching.

 

“Hmm?”

 

“Xinning wants to wait for me after school so we can go home together?”

 

Lin Xi looked at the message, at a loss.

 

“No, Shi Yu is coming home with me. I can’t let Xinning come into contact with a demon like Shi Yu.”

 

Lin Xi had no choice but to reply that she couldn’t go home with Zhao Xinning. She made up an excuse, claiming it was her turn for classroom cleaning duty today.

 

“I’ll help you with your chores!” A head popped out from behind the back door of the classroom, calling out to Lin Xi.

 

Zhao Xinning had come looking for her in person.

 

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The Witch’s Last Wishes: Why Are They All About Cuddling?

The Witch’s Last Wishes: Why Are They All About Cuddling?

魔女小姐的遗愿,怎么都是贴贴
Status: Ongoing Type: Author: Released: 2025 Native Language: Chinese
Zhao Xinning has such long, fair legs; I want to cuddle with her. Miss Shi Yu has such big, watery eyes, and she smells so sweet; I want to cuddle with her. Lu Yi is a Neko[1], the ultimate dream of any Otaku[2]; I want to cuddle with her. Miss Xia Xun is a Magical Girl and the mortal enemy of us witches. That's just too exciting! Magical Girls are the best! I want to cuddle with her more than anything! ... After transmigrating into this parallel world, Lin Lu took over the body of a deceased witch. After browsing through Miss Witch's Last Wish List, Lin Lu was utterly speechless! Was she supposed to be the Blazing Blast Witch or the Cuddle Witch?! Ten last wishes, and every single one of them involved getting intimate with girls?! The kicker was that among these girls, there were Nekos, Vampire Princesses, Dragon Princesses, Snow Girls, Tentacle Monsters... and all sorts of other non-human creatures. She even wanted to cuddle with their dangerous enemies-the Magical Girls?! Most importantly, Lin Lu was forced to carry out Miss Witch's Last Wish List. Otherwise, he would die in twenty-four hours. To cuddle or to die? That is a question worth considering... Footnote: [1] Neko(猫娘): The Japanese word for "cat." In this context, it refers to a "Cat-girl" (Nekomusume)-a character with feline features like ears and a tail. [2]  Otaku(死宅): A term used to describe people with obsessive interests, particularly in anime, manga, and gaming culture.

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