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The Witch’s Last Wishes: Why Are They All About Cuddling? | Chapter 89

Sis

Chapter 89 – Sis

 

“Taking out the lab where they make superpowered monsters is fine,” Lin Xi said. “As for killing people…”

 

“It’s not like you’ve never killed before,” Shi Yu said. “Didn’t you wipe out the Shock Shark Gang for Zhao Xinning?”

 

“Ah, I think you’ve misunderstood,” Shi Yu added. “I’ve got a kill list. Every single person on it is guilty of monstrous crimes. We just follow the list.”

 

“Oh, that’s what you mean.” Lin Xi let out a breath of relief. “I thought you wanted to slaughter everyone at Shuguang Technology for revenge. That would’ve been way too extreme.”

 

“Do I look like a homicidal maniac?”

 

“Uh…”

 

Once everything had been sorted out, Qin Ling asked everyone else to leave.

 

She needed to perform preliminary surgical treatment on Shi Yu.

 

Lin Xi was utterly stunned. “Qin Ling, is there anything you can’t do? You’re good at everything.”

 

“Nothing can stump this genius,” Qin Ling said proudly. “But I’m only handling the initial treatment. Sister Lin is already on her way from S City. She’ll help Shi Yu recover properly.”

 

Sister Lin was their superior. Lin Xi had only spoken to this boss once over the phone, but her impression of her was very good.

 

Lin Xi, Zheng Mo, and Lu Yi left one after another.

 

“Lin Xi-” Shi Yu called out.

 

“What now?” Lin Xi looked back.

 

“While I’m gone, don’t you dare cheat on me. And come visit me often.”

 

“In your dreams.”

 

“You jerk, have you already made plans to have an affair?!”

 

Lin Xi: “…”

 

“Wait, what?” Qin Ling felt her worldview shatter. “You two have that kind of relationship too???”

 

Lin Xi briefly explained the “contract couple” arrangement between her and Shi Yu.

 

Qin Ling sighed in admiration. “You two don’t just know how to play-you know how to make a whole production out of it. Respect.”

 

Shi Yu: “…”

 

Lin Xi: “…”

 

Before leaving, Lin Xi tossed out one last line:

 

“If I come visit you, I don’t have the money to buy a fruit basket.”

 

 

Before going home, Lin Xi followed Qin Ling’s advice and bought a detector, planning to sweep her place and see if there were any micro-listening devices.

 

She was destined to find nothing, because Zhao Xinning had already gotten there first. Using the spare key she had secretly copied, she entered Lin Xi’s home.

 

Then she took away the micro-listening devices hidden in Lin Xi’s backpack and under the dining table in the living room.

 

Zhao Xinning had predicted Qin Ling’s prediction. She knew Qin Ling and the others would realize someone had been listening in on them.

 

So after returning home and hiding the gun, she came to Lin Xi’s place to clean up the loose ends.

 

Zhao Xinning erased every trace and returned home.

 

As far as she was concerned, Shi Yu was dead, and she had handled everything flawlessly. It was all perfect.

 

“That scourge Shi Yu is finally dead.” Zhao Xinning flopped onto her bed in a wonderful mood. “Next, I need to find a way to purify Xi.”

 

“But she’s a witch…”

 

“Sleepy Black Tea, the basement, all of that is completely useless…”

 

“Pluto, do you have any ideas?”

 

Pluto said, “At this point, there’s only one last resort.”

 

“What?”

 

“Drug her!”

 

“Huh?! I already said Sleepy Black Tea is useless. Xi will wake up sooner or later.”

 

“I mean drug her with an aphrodisiac! Take Xi to a love hotel, make her drink it, and then do her hard all day!”

 

Zhao Xinning: “…”

 

Her cheeks burning, she snapped,

 

“Pluto! What kind of rotten idea is that?!”

 

“I’m not some perverted, lust-crazed woman!”

 

“Oh?” Pluto asked with a wicked laugh. “You mean you’ve never had that thought deep down?”

 

Zhao Xinning hugged a pillow and writhed around on the bed. “Don’t you understand?”

 

“I want Xi’s body, but I want her heart even more.”

 

Pluto said, “If you do it hard for a day or two, won’t you have both her body and her heart?”

Zhao Xinning told Pluto to shut up.

 

She had no desire to become some perverted obsessive freak.

 

“In Xi’s eyes, I’m an angel. I will never become a Fallen Angel.”

 

“Things like this can’t be rushed. I’ll take it slow.”

 

“Anyway, that pest Shi Yu has already been removed…”

 

 

Lin Xi took the detector and swept through her home from top to bottom, but found nothing.

 

“Looks like I’m not the one being bugged.”

 

“Is it Lu Yi’s place? Or Qin Ling? Zheng Mo???”

 

“Zheng Mo is probably the most likely. After all, the strategy meeting was held at her place…”

 

Lin Xi tidied up a little, then went into the kitchen to make dinner.

 

When she opened the fridge to take out the ingredients, she called out by habit,

 

“Shi Yu, for dinner we’re having-“

 

Only after the words left her mouth did she realize Shi Yu wasn’t home.

 

“Hahaha-“

 

Lin Xi suddenly laughed. “I really don’t get it. She’s an artificial human, so how is she still a picky eater???”

 

“Almost forgot. I only need to make enough for one today…”

 

As she was chopping vegetables, the phone set off to the side vibrated.

 

“Someone messaged me?”

 

Lin Xi tapped it open and saw it was Yang Shanshan.

 

Yang Shanshan had messaged to tell Lin Xi what homework had been assigned today.

 

Before taking leave and leaving school, Lin Xi had asked Yang Shanshan to keep an eye on the homework for her.

 

After typing “Thanks,” Lin Xi added another line: “I’ll treat you to a meal tomorrow.”

 

Send.

 

Yang Shanshan replied instantly:

 

[Miss Lin Xi, thank you for treating me to a meal tomorrow.]

 

“What an honest kid,” Lin Xi said with a faint smile. “She hasn’t even eaten yet and she’s already in a hurry to thank me.”

 

Yang Shanshan sent another message:

 

[Are you free this weekend? I’d like to invite you to my house for a meal, to properly thank you for taking care of me all this time.]

 

“The weekend… No, I already promised Xia Xun I’d go to her place and play games.”

 

“Xia Xun helped me out big time today. No matter what, I can’t stand her up.”

 

Lin Xi replied that she wasn’t free and asked Yang Shanshan to pick another time.

 

Yang Shanshan said she’d think it over and choose a new date.

 

“If she’s treating me to a meal, shouldn’t any day work?” Lin Xi set down her phone and continued bustling around in the kitchen…

 

 

“Sis! Who are you chatting with?! How are you smiling that happily?!” the girl demanded angrily, arms crossed and lips puffed out.

 

Being asked that by her younger sister made Yang Shanshan blush.

 

“N-no one. Just a classmate.”

 

“I smell a lie. You should listen properly when Liya is talking too.” The girl waved a hand, and the Maid named Liya beside her continued:

 

“Today, I finally ran into the bastard who burned my lady’s pet.”

 

“Unfortunately, Magical Girl Xia Xun interfered.”

 

“Otherwise, I definitely would have cut her in half and brought her back-“

 

The girl signaled for the Maid to pause. Then she reached out and snatched Yang Shanshan’s phone.

 

“Let me see what kind of person Sis is chatting with so happily.”

 

Yang Shanshan immediately panicked. “Tongtong!”

 

“Good children don’t snoop through their sister’s privacy!”

 

Yang Tongtong didn’t care. She swiped through the phone and checked the chat history.

 

“Sis, you’re planning to invite this person called ‘Lin Xi’ over to our house for a meal???”

 

“Oh, I get it. You’re planning to bring her home and eat her!”

 

“Oh my gosh!”

 

“Sis, you’ve finally seen the light!”

 

“That’s what I’ve been saying. If you go too long without eating people, your nutrition gets unbalanced.”

 

“Tongtong!” Yang Shanshan stomped her foot angrily. “I don’t eat people! And I definitely won’t eat Miss Lin Xi!”

 

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The Witch’s Last Wishes: Why Are They All About Cuddling?

The Witch’s Last Wishes: Why Are They All About Cuddling?

魔女小姐的遗愿,怎么都是贴贴
Status: Ongoing Type: Author: Released: 2025 Native Language: Chinese
Zhao Xinning has such long, fair legs; I want to cuddle with her. Miss Shi Yu has such big, watery eyes, and she smells so sweet; I want to cuddle with her. Lu Yi is a Neko[1], the ultimate dream of any Otaku[2]; I want to cuddle with her. Miss Xia Xun is a Magical Girl and the mortal enemy of us witches. That's just too exciting! Magical Girls are the best! I want to cuddle with her more than anything! ... After transmigrating into this parallel world, Lin Lu took over the body of a deceased witch. After browsing through Miss Witch's Last Wish List, Lin Lu was utterly speechless! Was she supposed to be the Blazing Blast Witch or the Cuddle Witch?! Ten last wishes, and every single one of them involved getting intimate with girls?! The kicker was that among these girls, there were Nekos, Vampire Princesses, Dragon Princesses, Snow Girls, Tentacle Monsters... and all sorts of other non-human creatures. She even wanted to cuddle with their dangerous enemies-the Magical Girls?! Most importantly, Lin Lu was forced to carry out Miss Witch's Last Wish List. Otherwise, he would die in twenty-four hours. To cuddle or to die? That is a question worth considering... Footnote: [1] Neko(猫娘): The Japanese word for "cat." In this context, it refers to a "Cat-girl" (Nekomusume)-a character with feline features like ears and a tail. [2]  Otaku(死宅): A term used to describe people with obsessive interests, particularly in anime, manga, and gaming culture.

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