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My Girlfriend is a Zombie | Chapter 328

Essential Tools for Travel and Killing

Chapter 328 – Essential Tools for Travel and Killing

 

In reality, while they were talking, Yuwen Xuan was standing not far away, hands in his pockets, looking relaxed.

 

The two members of the Intelligence Team didn’t dare to confront him directly but were observing his reactions.

 

“Can you be reasonable? We’re out here on a mission!” Zhang Yu said, suppressing his anger and feeling quite annoyed.

 

Bitter Melon Face snorted, “A mission to find weapons and ammo? Isn’t that already completed?”

 

“I still want to keep looking, so what? Do you have a problem with that? If you’ve got time to pick fights, why don’t you go kill a few dozen Zombies yourself? Do you know how many people we’ve lost this time? Your Intelligence Team has it the easiest…” Zhang Yu grew more and more irate as he spoke. Though he had reservations, he couldn’t help but mock them.

 

“Anyway, since you snuck out, you should at least report what you plan to do. We heard you found an intruder on the trailer, but then you said it was just a Zombie looking for food. What’s really going on? Only you guys know the truth…”

 

Not only did Bitter Melon Face look infuriating, but his words were also aggravating, making Zhang Yu clench his fists, itching to smash his nose in.

 

Just as Zhang Yu was struggling to control his emotions, he suddenly noticed a shadow flash by his side.

 

“Bang!”

 

With a dull thud, Bitter Melon Face was sent flying, spitting out a mouthful of blood mid-air, which contained fragments of teeth.

 

The sudden turn of events left both the smiling tiger and Zhang Yu dumbfounded.

 

Yuwen Xuan twisted his neck, glanced at his bloodied fist, and whistled cheerfully, “Huh, it seems I didn’t know the Intelligence Team well enough. I thought you guys just had foul mouths, but you’re pretty tough too. You even hurt my hand, ahahaha…”

 

Crazy! Absolutely insane!

 

Only a madman would actually attack someone from the Intelligence Team!

 

The fake smile on the smiling tiger’s face also vanished. He looked at his companion writhing on the ground in agony, then pointed at Yuwen Xuan, “Alright! You’re tough! How dare you…”

 

Before he could finish his sentence, his pointing finger was met with a punch, immediately followed by the sound of breaking bones.

 

The smiling tiger let out a scream, staring at Yuwen Xuan in disbelief.

 

Yuwen Xuan still had a relaxed expression on his face. “Oh, don’t threaten me. In terms of rank and position, I’m the captain, and you guys are just regular team members. As for your special status… heh, do you think I care? Even when I was weak, I survived by relying on Falcon, but I’ve repaid my debts. Besides, the Falcon now is not the same Camp we once fought so hard to survive together in.”

 

He seemed to be talking to himself, but the smiling tiger felt a chill in his heart.

 

If anyone else had said this, he might have thought they were bluffing, but this man in front of him was Mad Xuan!

 

If they had known he thought this way, they would never have come to bother him!

 

“I don’t care about myself, but I do have friends and things I care about. But what should I do? I really hate you flies, and you even interrupted my important task of finding my sister…”

 

A very bad feeling surged up in the smiling tiger’s heart. Almost instinctively, he leaped up, shoving the just-risen Bitter Melon Face towards Yuwen Xuan, and then turned to run.

 

“No… gurk…”

 

Before Bitter Melon Face could finish speaking, he felt a cold sensation in his chest. His eyes widened, and he slowly collapsed.

 

Yuwen Xuan had a manic smile on his face as he looked at the bloodied Tactical Knife in his hand.

 

“Captain…” Zhang Yu was stunned. “Are you crazy? He’s from the Intelligence Team!”

 

“Shh, stay calm. Look, he’s dead now. Whether he’s from the Intelligence Team or not, a dead man is nothing to be afraid of.”

 

Yuwen Xuan squatted down and began searching Bitter Melon Face’s corpse.

 

Zhang Yu felt he couldn’t keep up with Yuwen Xuan’s erratic thinking. “Damn it! I’m talking about the fact that you killed him!”

 

“Ah, found it. Look, their Communicator. I’ll bet you fifty cents they didn’t report to the higher-ups about tracking us, so besides them and us, no one knows we met. Killing him means no one will know.”

 

Yuwen Xuan pulled out a Communicator that hadn’t been turned on and smiled.

 

“Damn it! Why start your analysis with a fifty-cent bet? That doesn’t put my mind at ease at all!”

 

Despite his words, Zhang Yu hardened his resolve and drew his Tactical Knife, focusing his gaze in the direction the smiling tiger had fled.

 

Yuwen Xuan, with practiced ease, pulled a bottle of gasoline from his pocket, poured some on the corpse, and snapped his fingers.

 

Flames immediately engulfed the body.

 

Zhang Yu was once again dumbfounded. With his mouth agape, he asked, “What’s going on now?”

 

“Destroying evidence. It’s scary how little you know,” Yuwen Xuan sighed.

 

“Damn it! I mean, why do you carry gasoline with you? Have you been waiting for this moment? Did you always know you’d need to destroy evidence someday?” Zhang Yu asked, clearly exasperated.

 

Then he thought of something even more terrifying. He realized that he was often the one hanging out with Yuwen Xuan…

 

“Damn! You wouldn’t…”

 

“Hey, don’t overthink it. I’m not planning to kill you and destroy the evidence. Am I that kind of person? Even though you haven’t found any clues about my sister, I’ve never harmed you. Carrying gasoline is perfectly normal. It’s an essential tool for travel and, well, killing and looting…” Yuwen Xuan smiled.

 

“…Stay the hell away from me.”

 

The smiling tiger clutched his injured hand and ran desperately.

 

The distance to the station wasn’t far in a straight line, but too many buildings were in the way!

 

“Madman! Dead madman! Superhumans are just like Zombies! They’re all dangerous monsters! How can they still be considered human?”

 

The smiling tiger’s eyes were filled with malice as he panted heavily.

 

As a seasoned member of the Intelligence Team, the smiling tiger had offended many people.

 

He knew a lot of people hated him, but seeing those people tremble with rage while having to swallow their anger made the smiling tiger feel exhilarated.

 

Especially those superhumans…

 

He deeply despised superhumans.

 

They might look human on the outside, but how could real humans have those abilities?

 

As for those fools who worshipped superhumans, they disgusted him even more!

 

Monsters shouldn’t exist in this world, whether they are Zombies or superhumans!

 

Of course, superhumans still had their value. But the smiling tiger thought they should be used merely as tools.

 

Involving them in decision making? Ha! That would be inviting trouble.

 

There were plenty of people who were glad to see Deputy Team Leader Huang Zhendong meet a gruesome end, and the smiling tiger was one of them!

 

Today, with Yuwen Xuan making a move, the smiling tiger felt a mix of fear and excitement.

 

Finally, a superhuman had shown their weakness!

 

Let’s see what those supporters have to say now.

 

It wouldn’t be long before he gained the team leader’s favor, became the Deputy Team Leader, joined the core members, and married the young, beautiful Chief of Staff…

 

The thought was thrilling!

 

As he rounded a corner, a small Square appeared ahead.

 

At that moment, Ling Mo and his group were hiding behind a rock garden, watching as the smiling tiger ran desperately in their direction. Ling Mo felt worried.

 

His sensing range was quite limited. If it were cautious Survivors, Ling Mo would have had plenty of time to hide.

 

But this guy had suddenly appeared and was running way too fast!

 

With the stranger’s identity unknown, Ling Mo had no choice but to use the rock garden as cover.

 

There was nowhere else to hide, and seeing the expression on the runner’s face, it seemed he was fleeing from someone.

 

His eyes weren’t blind; he quickly noticed the silhouettes behind the small rock garden.

 

At a glance, he saw four women and two men, one of whom was injured. They all seemed terrified, hiding behind that laughable rock garden.

 

“Someone actually came…” Luo Ni exclaimed in surprise, giving Ling Mo an admiring look.

 

The smiling tiger’s mind raced. If he kept running, he’d easily be caught. Instead…

 

A sinister look crossed his face as he reached for the pistol at his waist.

 

He hadn’t had a chance to use it against Yuwen Xuan, but against a few Survivors? That would be more than enough. They all had melee weapons what use were those?

 

“Come out!”

 

Just as he stopped and aimed his gun at Ling Mo’s group, a sharp pain shot through his wrist.

 

As Luo Ni screamed, the smiling tiger felt a kick to his knee, sending him crashing to the ground.

 

“Damn it! If you’re superhumans, why were you hiding? This is setting me up!”

 

As his face hit the ground, the smiling tiger cursed inwardly.

 

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My Girlfriend is a Zombie

My Girlfriend is a Zombie

MGIAZ, Virus Girlfriend, 我的女友是丧尸
Status: Ongoing Type: Author: , , Released: 2011 Native Language: Chinese
When the catastrophe truly erupted, Ling Mo realized that the zombies depicted in apocalypse movies were nothing like those in reality... The most crucial thing in a post-apocalyptic world should have been survival, but from the moment Ling Mo picked up his girlfriend from an abandoned bus, his life trajectory started running wildly in an uncontrollable direction. The reason was simple: his girlfriend had mutated... Wait, Xia Na, are those 【beep】 pants you're holding with your sickle mine? Senior sister! Please stop pouncing on me when I'm not looking! And you, young lady, is it really okay to keep hiding and giggling like that? Lastly... please, all of you, stop trying to bite me!!!

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