Chapter 91 – It’s Fine If You’re Bad at Studying, As Long As You’re Lewd

After all, she was the Queen of Lust. Every now and then, Yang Shanshan would find herself thinking how wonderful it would be if Miss Lin Xi belonged to her and her alone.

She could monopolize Lin Xi with ease. But what would be the point of possessing Lin Xi through force like that?

The friendship she had worked so hard to build with Lin Xi would absolutely shatter.

Even if she used the powers of the Queen of Lust to alter Lin Xi’s personality, what she obtained in the end would be nothing more than a doll molded to fit her own desires.

That would be meaningless.

Yang Shanshan wanted to truly become Lin Xi’s friend. As for whether she liked her or not… that could wait until after they were close friends.

“Sis, that prim, bashful act of yours is seriously gross,” Yang Tongtong said. “I really don’t understand you. If you like her, just grab her and send her into your ‘QQ Space.’ Done.”

“Tongtong, you’re not allowed to say banned words.”

“Fine, fine. Whatever you say.”

“Neither you nor Liya are allowed to interfere with Miss Lin Xi’s normal life without permission.”

“I know. You’re so naggy.”

“Tongtong, be polite to your sister.”

“I’m only polite to big-boobed, sexy sisters.”

“You said another banned word!”

Yang Tongtong knew that trying to persuade her was useless. All she could do was wait for the day her sister finally came to her senses and became the Queen of Lust again.

Yang Shanshan wasn’t truly angry with her little sister. She had come to check on her, only to end up talking at length about her own affairs.

She asked her sister to talk about herself too, so Yang Tongtong had Liya continue and report what had happened to her today.

After Liya finished, Yang Tongtong said, “Sis, you agree that the bastard who burned my pet was way out of line, right?”

Yang Shanshan nodded.

“Magical Girl Xia Xun is just as hateful,” Yang Tongtong said. “Her, Misaka Shirai from District 2, and Su Tang from District 1-those three Magical Girls are all hateful.”

“Sis, go kill them.”

Yang Shanshan shook her head. “I’m not interested in fighting at all. And you shouldn’t join any Dark Realm Alliance either. It sounds like nothing but trouble.”

“Isn’t life right now nice?”

“I’m happy every day. I’m very satisfied with how things are.”

Yang Shanshan was not a member of the Dark Realm Alliance. However, as one of the Seven Monarchs of Desire of the Dark Realm, if she joined, she would undoubtedly be a royal-flush-level presence.

But she had no intention of joining at all. She didn’t want to destroy humanity, and she certainly didn’t want to turn the human world into a lewd one. She very much enjoyed the peaceful, easy days she had now.

Yang Tongtong had never tried to persuade her sister to join either. Her sister was one of the supreme Seven Monarchs of the Dark Realm. Joining a mere Dark Realm Alliance would be far beneath her status.

Yang Tongtong herself, however, was rather active in the Dark Realm Alliance and had become one of its high-ranking members.

Unfortunately, Sis had no desire to occupy Z City, so Yang Tongtong was forced to follow her sister and live a quiet life in Z City.

“Tongtong, don’t you love strawberry cake? If Z City were destroyed, you wouldn’t be able to eat it anymore.” Yang Shanshan knew her little sister was extremely fond of human sweets.

“Without your permission, Sis, how would I dare destroy Z City?” Yang Tongtong said. “If you ever approved it, I’d just have Kun press down on it. That should be enough to destroy half of Z City.”

“Don’t,” Yang Shanshan said. “Let your little pet keep floating in the sky.”

“Just because you don’t want to destroy Z City or rule Z City doesn’t mean other people don’t,” Yang Tongtong said. “Recently, Z City’s defensive barrier was damaged. You know about that, right?”

“Mm. Who did it?”

“Maybe among the Seven Monarchs of Desire, besides you and the Monarch of Sloth, someone else has come to this world. They sent people to make a show of force. After all, you’re sitting on a juicy piece of meat like Z City and refusing to eat it.”

Yang Shanshan only knew that the Monarch of Sloth had also come to this world, but he was not in Z City.

She was probably sleeping like a log in some random corner.

For the time being, neither Yang Shanshan nor the Monarch of Sloth posed any threat to this world.

But the other five of the Seven Monarchs of Desire were all militant to the core-pure, unadulterated schemers with ambition to spare.

Back in the Dark Realm, they had fought and schemed against one another constantly. If they descended upon this world, there was no way they would behave themselves.

“Which one of them is it?” Yang Shanshan asked seriously.

Yang Tongtong shook her head. “I don’t know either. Maybe someone in the Alliance knows. I’m looking into it.”

“You aren’t planning to step up and protect Z City yourself, are you, Sis?”

“No, no, no,” Yang Shanshan said. “I’m just an ordinary person enjoying an ordinary life. I won’t destroy Z City, but I’m not going to throw myself into danger for Z City either.”

“Z City has the Guard Corps, the Countermeasures Bureau, superpower user, and Magical Girl. They’ll protect their own home just fine.”

“Tongtong, after coming to this world, the biggest thing I’ve learned is this: never underestimate humans.”

“Humans are far more impressive than we imagined.”

“That’s just because you’re too weak, Sis! You can’t even do math problems!” Yang Tongtong said. “I already know advanced math and calculus.”

Yang Tongtong hadn’t gone to school. She had learned it all on her own.

Yang Shanshan felt as if she’d been slapped in the face. “High school math is already hard enough, and you’ve self-studied all the way to university math?”

“Yep,” Yang Tongtong said, a little proudly. “I just kept learning, and then I understood it. I’m even planning to help those foolish humans solve a few world-class math problems. You know, things like Fermat’s Last Theorem, Goldbach’s conjecture, the Riemann hypothesis, and so on.”

Yang Shanshan: “…”

Seeing her sister fall silent, Yang Tongtong comforted her.

“Don’t get discouraged, Sis. It doesn’t matter if you’re bad at studying. As long as you’re good at being lewd, that’s enough.”

“Who said I’m bad at studying?” Yang Shanshan said. “I believe that with Miss Lin Xi tutoring me, I’ll definitely make it into the top ranks of the whole school!”

Seeing how determined her sister was to improve, Yang Tongtong came up with an idea.

“If we kill all the people with good grades, won’t you make it into the top ranks, Sis?”

Yang Shanshan: “…”

“No extreme ideas like that, okay? There are no shortcuts in studying!”

“Miss Lin Xi once encouraged the class by saying: ‘In the mountain of books, diligence is the path; on the boundless sea of learning, hardship is the boat.'”

Yang Tongtong was speechless. She had lost count of how many times her sister had brought up Lin Xi.

Was this Lin Xi really that charming?

She had actually made her sister think about her this much?

Yang Tongtong decided that one day, she would secretly go meet her.

Because her sister had ordered her, “Don’t touch Lin Xi,” Yang Tongtong only planned to meet her. She wouldn’t do anything to Lin Xi.

After chatting with her little sister for a long while, Yang Shanshan finally got up to leave.

Yang Tongtong told her she might as well not go back to that run-down rental, but Yang Shanshan said, “Auntie Liu’s place isn’t run-down at all.”

Auntie Liu was Yang Shanshan’s landlady.

The rental really wasn’t spacious, but Yang Shanshan liked it there.

Staying home alone, watching anime and playing games on a warm afternoon or a peaceful rainy night-nothing could be more comfortable.

She was really looking forward to inviting Lin Xi over to her place so they could enjoy the life of homebody girls together.

After waving goodbye to her sister, Yang Tongtong returned indoors.

“Sigh. Since Sis is so distracted by her little pleasures, we’ll have to investigate who’s targeting Z City ourselves.”

“Liya, aside from that, there’s also the matter of catching that hateful arsonist. We need to handle both.”

“Yes, Miss!”

“Oh, right. Did you get a clear look at that person?”

“I’m sorry, Miss. At the time, that person was wearing a hat, a mask, and sunglasses. They hid themselves very well. However, it was probably a girl.”

“I see. What a shame. Forget it. The next time we run into her, she won’t be so lucky.”