Chapter 90 – Queen of Lust

Yang Shanshan snatched her phone back from her little sister.

When she saw Lin Xi’s reply saying she was busy this weekend, her mood sank a little…

Seeing Yang Shanshan like this, Yang Tongtong smiled meaningfully.

“I knew it. You and this ‘Lin Xi’ person aren’t just ordinary classmates, are you, Sis?”

“You’re overthinking it,” Yang Shanshan said as she typed a reply. “We’re just ordinary classmates.”

“Quit pretending. This is the first time I’ve ever seen you invite someone over for dinner.” Yang Tongtong’s tone abruptly changed. “And that ungrateful brat actually dared to turn you down?!”

Yang Shanshan didn’t mind. “Miss Lin Xi is very popular at school. Her schedule must be packed.”

Lin Xi: So the time-management master was me all along???

“Sis, honestly… sigh-” Yang Tongtong kept sighing and shaking her head in frustration. “Please, stop being so humble. Can’t you act a little more like the Queen of Lust?!”

“You’re the Queen of Lust, one of the Seven Monarchs of Desire from the Dark Realm!”

“Even if you don’t slaughter every human in Z City, you should at least rule Z City as its queen!”

“Hurry up and get lewd already!”

“Make the whole city lewd! Turn it into a city of desire!”

Yang Shanshan clapped her hands over her ears and let out an “Aaaaaah-!” so that her little sister’s scandalous words wouldn’t reach them.

“What Queen of Lust, what lewd, what city of desire? Tongtong, will you please be serious?”

“Liya is right here too. This is so embarrassing!!!!!”

The Maid smoothly slid to her knees. “This subordinate would never dare harbor any disrespect toward Her Majesty the Queen!”

Yang Shanshan: “…”

“Liya, hurry and get up. I wasn’t blaming you. I was lecturing Tongtong.”

“Lecturing me?” Yang Tongtong said forcefully. “I’m the one who needs to give you a proper lecture, Sis.”

“You’re clearly one of the supreme Seven Monarchs of Desire, and the Queen of Lust at that, so why do you act like some shy Otaku girl who blushes at the drop of a hat?!”

“Just look at you now. Glasses, short hair, flat figure, soft-spoken, bashful-it’s outrageous!”

“Hurry up and change back into that Sis with peerless beauty, a smoking-hot body, and a massive chest overflowing with lewd energy!”

Yang Shanshan’s face turned as red as a ripe apple, and she rolled around on the floor in mortification.

“I’m not any Queen of Lust! I’m just a super-duper Otaku who loves anime, manga, movies, music, novels, games, and figurines!”

Yang Tongtong pressed a hand to her forehead. “You’re beyond saving. Sis, you’ve truly fallen all the way.”

“Despicable humans. They used anime, manga, movies, music, novels, games, and figurines-this garbage-to make you completely forget the great wish you once made to turn the whole world lewd.”

Yang Shanshan: “???”

“I never made a wish like that, okay?! Tongtong! Stop making up history!”

Yang Tongtong remained convinced that the reason Sis had fallen into this Otaku state was because she’d been corrupted by those human dregs.

“If this keeps up, sooner or later you’ll end up like the Monarch of Sloth among the Seven Monarchs of Desire-slovenly and completely lacking in sex appeal.”

Yang Shanshan argued back emotionally, “I may be an Otaku, but I’m not lazy at all. I keep the house neat, tidy, and spotless.”

The mention of home only made Yang Tongtong angrier. “You’ve got this huge luxury villa right here, but you refuse to live in it and insist on moving into that old, tiny dump instead. Sis, I’m telling you, you should move back as soon as possible.”

Yang Shanshan was not moving back. “Where I live now, the neighbors and the landlady are all very nice to me.”

“If you want people to be nice to you, isn’t that simple? As long as Sis turns back into the Queen of Lust, every living thing will fall at your feet.” Yang Tongtong advised her with great earnestness.

“So hurry up and get sexy!”

“I want the sexy, big-boobed Sis!”

“Not the gross Otaku Sis!”

Yang Shanshan stood up. “Then should I leave?”

Yang Tongtong: “…”

She truly hated seeing iron fail to become steel, but there was nothing she could do.

Sis had been hit by humanity’s sugarcoated bullets-especially that damned two-dimensional culture. It had turned her into an Otaku girl who was always blushing and giggling like an idiot.

She would remember this grudge for now.

“Sis, you haven’t come to see me in so long. Are you really leaving already?”

Seeing her little sister’s pitiful look, Yang Shanshan sat back down.

“But you’re not allowed to mention anything like Queen of Lust, sexy, and big boobs is a banned phrase too!”

“Fine, fine,” Yang Tongtong could only concede. “But Sis isn’t completely beyond saving yet.”

“So it turns out you’re interested in people from the real world too.”

“I’m not, I didn’t, don’t make things up.” Yang Shanshan knew perfectly well that her sister was hinting at Lin Xi.

“Stop trying to hide it.” Yang Tongtong smiled adorably. “You’ve got your eye on Lin Xi, don’t you?”

“Isn’t that easy?”

“Just grab her and bring her home, then lock her in ‘QQ Space.’ Once she’s experienced pleasure, she’ll be utterly devoted to you.”

“In this world, there is no person-and no heart-you cannot obtain.”

Yang Shanshan’s face went red all the way to her ears. “I don’t know anything about ‘QQ Space.’ That phrase is banned too. You’re not allowed to say such filthy things in front of me!”

Yang Tongtong: “…”

As the younger sister of the Queen of Lust, seeing her Sis be this innocent truly pained her heart.

“Sis, you don’t dare make a move? No problem. Just order Liya to handle it. Capturing an ordinary human would be as easy as turning over a hand.”

“As you command!” Hearing this, Liya immediately prepared to act.

“I’d like to see which of you dares!” Yang Shanshan suddenly became forceful, frightening Liya into dropping to her knees at once. Yang Tongtong went silent as a cicada in winter.

“Uh-“

Realizing she had raised her voice a little, Yang Shanshan first apologized, then explained:

“None of you are allowed to touch Miss Lin Xi. She’s the first friend I made in class.”

“She even patiently taught me how to solve problems. My monthly exam scores finally aren’t dead last anymore.”

Yang Tongtong’s eyes instantly filled with tears. “Sis, just look at yourself. At a human school, how badly have they bullied you?”

“Are those humans deliberately isolating you? Is this school bullying?”

“And the teachers-how dare they give you low scores?”

“I’ll go there myself and slaughter them all!”

Yang Shanshan felt a headache coming on. “Can you stop assuming the worst of everyone? I’m the one who’s bad at socializing. Nobody is bullying me.”

“My classmates and teachers are all very nice. I’m at the bottom because… because math is just way too hard!”

“When you don’t get math, you really don’t get it!”

“Thanks to Miss Lin Xi, she’s really smart, and she explains problems to me so patiently-“

“Sis, you keep saying ‘Miss Lin Xi’ every other sentence. Don’t tell me you like this girl?”

“I…” Yang Shanshan was only certain of one thing. “I want to become Miss Lin Xi’s best friend!”